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Dave | October 24, 2022

This month we discuss meeting people from porn, Dave’s vacation to the beach, turtle karaoke, retirement, and British rap. Also, the Nirvana tribute show was cancelled

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Tags: beach, british rap, nirvana, parkinsons, porn, turtle, turtle karaoke

Dave | July 8, 2020

This month it’s songs we don’t like to like, online concerts, dead genres, and a review of Killer Looks from 1994

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Tags: dead genre, killer looks, Laura, Music, online concerts, porn, songs, variety shows

Dave | October 22, 2012

Is there a porno remake of this? I want penetration!

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Tags: girls in prison, joan taylor, porn

Dave | August 11, 2012

A quick list of certain words and expressions one should avoid on porn sites (unless you know what they mean. And are into that sort of thing). Teen (either illegal or young-looking thirty year old) Barely legal (either illegal or young-looking twenty year old) Simulated (simulating something illegal is still usually illegal) 3D (worse 3D […]

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Tags: aggressive fisting, porn, porn to avoid, words to avoid on porn sites

Dave | September 30, 2010

“Police are investigating the death of a man whose body was found locked in a video booth at an adult book store on U.S. 59 in northeast Houston the day after he was seen entering the business.”

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Tags: dead, news, porn

admin | September 6, 2010

And now for some jivin’ Aggressive Couch beats! This week marks a major change for us.  We went back to doing some preparation!  So we didn’t wing this one – we shot it good and square. Naked Man: Drinking can be a good time but streaking is illegal.  The Pros and Cons of Alien […]

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Tags: alien abduction, aliens, area 51, axl rose, dancing with the stars, dinosaurs, fuck vinyl, porm, porn, punk, records are for hippies, rectal probe, restaurant, steven hawking, streaking

Norr | September 4, 2010

One of the things we will be talking about this week. Is the evolution of the porn parody. Here is a trailer for the ” Big Bang Theory”. This is safe for work also. pervs! Big Bang Theory – xxx porn parody. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejRrin9bLpE&feature=related

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Tags: Big bang theory, parody, porn, sexy results

admin | July 26, 2010

Today, a special guest dropped by today!  Fuzzy Wuzzy, washed up singer from the 80s and merry prankster dropped by.  Our old band, Massive Balls, opened up for him on his ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Swallows Breast – In Public’ tour. Speaking of Massive Balls, I can’t find any of our songs.  I have them on […]

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Tags: cool, fng, Fuzzy Wuzzy, generation gap, heat, Incest-A-Thon, kids, massive balls, meat punch, porn, pranks, sandwich, sitfasts, stupid, watered down

Dave | May 24, 2010

…if bombs were made…for love…maybe once or twice…this all kind of…the wastebasket so…say it’s poor…Balls of tar and…Rice Krispies….

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Tags: affairs, beauty pageants, celebrities, games, health risks, kiddie culture, memes, obscure songs, porn, unwritten rules