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Today on the Big Comfy Aggressive Couch, there’s nothing important going on or anything. Certainly not! Please remain calm until the Couch has come to a complete stop. No refunds, no exchanges.

Anyway, in honor of it being Easter and all, here is our latest song, “Sunshine Island!” “Oh, come on! There’s naked nudists over there uncle Red! Nudists that are nude!”

And speaking of Red Green, here’s another quote from Rick Green that could have been written by me:

As a teen I didn’t smoke, drink or do drugs. Ever. I suspected that if I started, I wouldn’t stop. After all, I was addicted to caffeinated colas. Today, recalling the gang of hard-partying outcasts I hung around with, I can see that my puritanical abstinence was my own form of rebellion; “I’m not just an outsider, I’m even different from the other outsiders.” Which made me a double rebel… and the designated driver. I also abstained from promiscuity, but that wasn’t my choice.


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