Oh God, I Think I Hit a Deer
No, sorry, it was a human.
Anyway, here is my list of the three best Christmas movies you MUST see this Christmas!
#1: The Ref. Norr likes this movie. I haven’t seen it. He showed me a segment of it. Now I definitely don’t want to see it.
#2: Melvin Weederpate, the Tollbooth Guy who Saved Christmas. I’ve heard good things about it. Exact change my aunt Fannie!
#3: Natural Born Swallowers. Over three hours of… wait, this sounds like a porno.
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