You Could Win a Dream Island Vacation! Courtesy of the Couch
YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIN AN ISLAND VACATION FROM THE COUCH!*
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the Big Island!
Yes, you’ll take turns seeing terns, go surfing with polar bears, train with the navy seals, and use narwhal’s as… I dunno, letter openers.
* You could win an island vacation from us, if we were actually running such a contest, which we aren’t, and if you were eligible, which you probably wouldn’t be.
You see, the joke is that we set you up to think it was a vacation to Hawaii, or somewhere in the Caribbean, but it’s to some really cold desolate island off the coast of Canada. You see?
Isn’t it funnier when I explain it? Ha ha ha! What do you mean, “No”?
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