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Celebrating the Fourth part 3

Since fireworks are so passé, and shooting a gun into the air randomly can lead to 5 to 10 years, why not celebrate the Fourth by dousing yourself with water, claiming that it’s gasoline, and threatening to immolate yourself on TV?

As Prof. Dr. E. Wielandt said, “Aus der Sicht des Naturwissenschaftlers ist das Buch von vorne bis hinten Schwachsinn.”


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