Aggressive Couch 25: Diet Soda Still Sucks
Depressed over his a
ging action figure, former bowling alley singer and part time cue ball Sal Hamburgers committed suicide in his apartment with three gunshot wounds to the back of his head. No suicide note has been found, so the police wrote one for him.
Hold the Hold the Salt: Stop trying to save us from ourselves! Stupid hippies. WE WANT SALT!
Summer Movie Previews: Month by month or alphabetical – which is the best way to go?
Worst Lyrics to Stain Otherwise Good Songs: I’m lookin’ at YOU, Lenny Kravitz!
Our New Religion Update: Why is Stipe so mad at us?
Get The Hint!: It’s frustrating when you’re dropping more and more obvious hints and the other person refuses to acknowledge them.
Underrated and Unappreciated: We tackle Ice Hockey – soccer with sticks, played on ice.
Unfortunately, Kate Gosling was unable to appear.
These guys changed my life. All hail Stipe!!!!