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Help Me, Augie Ben Doggie

I remember when I dropped my Sex Pistols cassette and broke it. I found that:

1: It was held together with screws

2: Van Halen’s 5150 was also held together with screws

3: Van Halen’s 5150 sucked as bad as I remembered

So I took both apart and put the reels from the Sex Pistols into the Van Halen cassette.

For just a brief second, I felt cool.


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