The New Aggressive Couch!

"My legs hurt!"

So, with the release of the Kinect this week. The big three all have motion gaming now. Whooppee!! Is probably what you are saying. Maybe even asking ” How will this affect my life? or ” I don’t even own a XBOX 360″. Well, im here to say this will affect your life. Bigger than you know. With Christmas right under the couch. This may have the makings for a feeding frenzy. Imagine all the snot nosed kids asking for a Kinect or a Move.

What I am getting at is. This is America! I don’t want to play games standing or moving around. Imagine the audacity of a company. Telling us we should be moving around to play video games. It’s time to stick it to the man! Why do think we have couch’s. For slothing it up. This is the goverment telling you to be more active. So, I say. Sit your ass back down on the couch. Eat a greasy cheeseburger and smoke a cigerette and play your game. USA, USA, USA !!!!!!!

Tags: America, cheeseburger, Kinect, PS3, smoking, USA, XBOX 360

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