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Football Fox here. And here are my fearless predictions for the season of “foots balls”.

Grouse are proving tastier than robins this year, so that means the Patriots will be eliminated in the early playoffs.

That stupid farmer almost caught me in that damn trap again. I interpret this to mean the Cowboys will be eliminated as well.

The garbage from the Stevenson’s was a little heavy on the leftovers the last few months, so I am fat football fox! Packers lose in the final round.

Gianni Versace will rise from the dead and lead the Dolphins in turnovers. Apple turnovers. Yum!

Entire NFL Network will “come out” in August. DO NOT QUESTION THIS!

Finally, these new anti-flea treatment for cats are terrible. Leaves a rotten taste in my mouth after eating one. The Buccaneers will beat the Titans in the Super Bowl.

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