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Aggressive Couch Segment #12: Masturbating and Cell Phones

Masturbating and Smartphones [ 6:48 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
The Sitfasts - Masturbate at D****'s [ 1:26 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
Grimey - Jerkface from Ohio [ 1:43 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
The Mona Lisa

"Fred", an original by Norr, aged 36

A special this week – two short segments instead of one long one!  First – why aren’t there designated whack-off areas in malls and like that?  Secondly, smartphones have brought assholeism to a new level.  This is especially relevant this week since Dave is an asshole just bought his first smartphone.

Also, aside from the beautiful picture supplied by Norr over to the left there (feel free to frame your monitor), we’ve included not one but TWO songs from us!  First is The Sitfasts with “Masturbate in D****’s”, and then Grimey peppers us with the dulcet tones of “Jerkface from Ohio”.

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