Horsepower Telephone
Have you seen that dog channel? It’s on my dad’s satellite. Direct Dish or some shit. Anyway, there’s a network FOR DOGS, with shows like “Evening Relaxation”. My dad doesn’t get it, because you have to pay extra. He keeps saying he’s going to get it anyway, because “Evening Relaxation” sounds way better than 90% of what else is on, especially on TLC. It is surprisingly not doing all that well.
Anyway, I have a pitch for this station that everyone sees coming – “HUMPING YOUR LEG”. It could be a sitcom for dogs! Or a game show. I’m not sure. I can’t see it all that clearly now. The peyote must be starting to wear off.
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