Happy New Year 3! And aa Confession
It’s New Year’s Day 3! Tell the urologist I said hi!
I have a confession to make. I am sorry Ron, but I’m just not feeling the love for all these extra holidays we made up anymore. Last night’s New Years Eve 3 party was the turning point. I didn’t enjoy myself one bit until the sacrifice. That and the way you keep using MY MONEY to buy the trees and the way your wife keeps refusing to eat the Mice Crispie Treats.
So from here on out, no more fake holidays for me. I’m going back to just celebrating FOUR Thanksgivings per year and NINE Christmases. And give me back my toaster that makes the Andre the Giant shaped burns on the toast!
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