Aggressive Couch 35: We’re Not THAT Drunk
And now for some jivin’ Aggressive Couch beats!
This week marks a major change for us. We went back to doing some preparation! So we didn’t wing this one – we shot it good and square.
Naked Man: Drinking can be a good time but streaking is illegal. The Pros and Cons of Alien Abductions (includes sample from the Frantics): Why do people believe in alien abductions, and where did this rectal probe come from? That Settles It: Steven Hawking says God didn’t create the Universe – and he should know. What, are you going to call him dumb? Fuck Vinyl: RECORDS ARE NOT PUNK ROCK! Records are for hippies. People Never Learn: Why do people still go see bad entertainers? Theme Restaurant: We discuss our ideas for theme restaurants, like Famous Frozen Taco and Dinosaurs Probably Did Taste Like Chicken. Porn Parodies: Why don’t they have the laugh track during the sex scenes?
Also, we discussed Dancing with the Stars, rude pedestrians, Bigfoot, how to tell when your car needs a shave, and we gave out the co-ordinates to the Lost Dutchman mine. So listen to the Couch – it just might save your life!
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