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Aggressive Couch 35: We’re Not THAT Drunk

And now for some jivin’ Aggressive Couch beats!

This week marks a major change for us.  We went back to doing some preparation!  So we didn’t wing this one – we shot it good and square.

Naked Man: Drinking can be a good time but streaking is illegal.  The Pros and Cons of Alien Abductions (includes sample from the Frantics): Why do people believe in alien abductions, and where did this rectal probe come from?  That Settles It: Steven Hawking says God didn’t create the Universe – and he should know.  What, are you going to call him dumb?  Fuck Vinyl: RECORDS ARE NOT PUNK ROCK!  Records are for hippies.  People Never Learn: Why do people still go see bad entertainers?  Theme Restaurant: We discuss our ideas for theme restaurants, like Famous Frozen Taco and Dinosaurs Probably Did Taste Like Chicken.  Porn Parodies: Why don’t they have the laugh track during the sex scenes?

Also, we discussed Dancing with the Stars, rude pedestrians, Bigfoot, how to tell when your car needs a shave, and we gave out the co-ordinates to the Lost Dutchman mine.  So listen to the Couch – it just might save your life!


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