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Hello, I am a picture of Football Fox. I am here to bring you my fearless 100% guaranteed predictions for this year’s football season!

Rumors are swirling that a famous quarterback has just tested positive for fleas.

Football games will mostly be played outside this season.

Fans will go berserk when the entire New England team tests positive for fleas.

Footballs will continue to be brown!

Shock and horror as a famous TV announcer details his lifelong struggle with fleas.

The Cincinnatti Reds of football will advance to the Superbowl.

Joe Flacco will file a defamation suit against Cat Fancy magazine, denying he has fleas.

Magic Jordan will stage a comeback and become the best goalie the NFL has ever seen.

And finally, cheap gags will come to their inevitable conclusion as fleas win the Superbowl.

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