The New Aggressive Couch!

It was announced recently that  ‘Shrek 2’ was dethroned as the “highest grossing animated film of all time”. Prompting friends and family to keep an eye on the green fellow. “After, the news came out that Toy Story 3. Was the biggest animated film of all time. “Shrek, went nuts and started drinking again.” said Jim Yutter. A friend of Shrek’s since grade school.

 Shrek had been clean for many years. Even fighting his demons though the filming of the first movie. But, now things could be getting gloomy once again. ” When the last film didn’t do well. The cracks were starting to appear. Alot, of people didn’t know his battle. Then this news came out and he went off the deep end.” Jimmy told us.

Jimmy went on to explain more. ” He hit the bottle hard. Even eating the Gingerbread man”. Jimmy paused and started crying. ” I don’t even want to recant. What he did to Puss n Boots. It was beyond sick”. After that Jimmy went on yammering for a while. I got tired of his whining and left.

I will keep an eye on this situation. Until, then have a drink for Shrek!

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Tags: Animated Films, drinking, humor, movies, Shrek 2

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