Asking Apelee
Dear Apelee,
Me and my husband were out shopping together. I noticed he had his hands down his pants. While we were eating in the food court. I asked him ” What are you doing?”. He screamed at me ” I’ve got the crabs!!!”. Should I get a divorce or remarry him? Apelee please help!!!
Signed,
Holly “Left Foot” Yonko
Dear Holly,
More than likely you’ve had a serious head injury. You know you shouldn’t eat at a mall food court. What is wrong with you? The food there is terrible. Except, for Auntie Annie’s pretzels. I could care less if you get divorced. Leave me Alone!
Have a good day.
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