The New Aggressive Couch!

Yesterday morning I dreamed I was at a bowling alley in Philadelphia. They had a vending machine in the lobby. As I was leaving, I noticed that it had McDonald’s Big Mac chewing gum – only $4.25 a pack!

All I had was a one dollar bill that I’d ripped in half, longways. It gave me fifty cents credit for it. Makes sense.

I fed in all my change, and then started stuffing in receipts. They were worth a few cents each, apparently.

Then I put a fork and a spoon. They went in where the dollar bills go. I thought it odd that they went in just like dollar bills, but thought nothing of the fact that I had silverware in my pocket.

Finally, I was just twenty five cents short!

Then I got distracted by a British female midget with a Manchester accent and woke up.

So what does this signify?

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