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I was driving to work today! But there’s more!

I flipped the radio through the channels and there was nothing good on. The least bad seemed to be “Stairway to Heaven” on 98 YCR, mainly because it was about 90% over.

Fuck it, the song isn’t exactly bad, it’s just so over-rated that it makes me want to puke. Besides, there’s only 2 or 3 minutes of it left.

I’m so glad I didn’t change the channel. It went exactly like this:

“And she’s buying a stairway… to heav-”

“TWENTY-TWENTY-TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GO… I WANNA BE SEDATED.”

Damn, that beagle is loud.

 


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