Aggressive Couch 31: You Wanted It, Now Eat It!
Where's the tartar sauce?
We’ve been away for a week or two and you know we’ve seen it all. So, in contrition, we promise to up the posting and the podcast factor. But only for a few weeks. We have lives. Well, okay, Dave doesn’t.
Underrated and Un-appreciated: McDonald’s! Everyone hates McDonald’s. Ourselves included. But we all still eat there. What the fuck does McDonald’s do wrong that other fast food joints don’t? Nothing! They’re just more successful.
Phantom Groups: Hipsters. You know the type. Vapid, ultra-cool, snobbish, into all the cool bands before they sold out, etc. But then you get to know the guy and he’s actually really cool. But he knows a guy who is really a hipster… until you get to know etc etc etc. HIPSTERS (and yuppies) DON’T ACTUALLY EXIST.
LeBron James: 10 million people watched him say “Guess what? I got a job in Florida!” Then people burned his bra jersey. If a co-worker gets a better job at another company, do you burn him in effigy?
Games Remembered: Carmageddon and Shadow President. And Carmageddon II. Play these games some time and see what we’re on about.
Boring Hitler: Everyone brings up Hitler now. It’s gone from chat rooms to blogs to the mainstream. Let’s face it, Hitler’s first album was better.
Who Came First: No, this is not about circle jerking, it’s about incredibly similar movies/TV/bands/cars/whatever. Which was first? Sometimes, it’s a shameless rip-off, but other times it’s a coincidence, or bad timing, or both were a rip off of a mid 70’s Italian car which was itself a ripoff of some obscure French car from the late 60s.
Also, we discuss our new Wii game.
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