Words to Avoid on Porn Sites
A quick list of certain words and expressions one should avoid on porn sites (unless you know what they mean. And are into that sort of thing).
- Teen (either illegal or young-looking thirty year old)
- Barely legal (either illegal or young-looking twenty year old)
- Simulated (simulating something illegal is still usually illegal)
- 3D (worse 3D than that Hulk movie)
- Switch-hitter (bi porn)
- Tranny (transvestite)
- Amateur (no it isn’t)
- Kinky (really mild)
- Perverted (weird)
- Russian (weird)
- German (weird. Also ugly)
- Japanese (unbelievably weird. Possibly illegal)
- Anime (weird, often illegal, and embarrassing)
- Expecting (pregnant)
- Two for One sale (pregnant)
- Pregnant (not pregnant. Just fat)
- Sandusky approved
Also, don’t watch any porno starring someone who looks like your wife or your girlfriend, or both. And watching ones starring people who look like family is just wrong. But I highly recommend ones starring women who look like your ex. Unless it actually is your ex.
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