I Like Eating In My Car
Driving through a restaurant is so convenient. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yes. I’m glad to see that we’ve started calling the face-eating bath salts guy a cannibal rather than a zombie. How do you, the public feel about this? Do you agree that this is good or do you think this is a case of history revisionism? In other words, are you really my friend or you can fuck off!
I get the feeling that, although this seems funny now, I probably won’t feel that way tomorrow after the bath salts wear off.
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