Dave | November 26, 2014
And now, the thrilling conclusion of A Very Bagel Sunday. Read Part 1! And Part 2! Scene 8 – The Chase Scene Al and Charley’s car. Somewhere on the road to Bagel, Texas. Al: We did it! Charley: Wait, I see headlights behind us. Al (looking back): It’s Chief Boyardee and the Campbell’s Soup Kids! […]
Dave | November 25, 2014
Read part 1 here! Scene 5 – The Prom. Everyone is heading there. Ronald McDonald and Grimace are already inside. The police are ready for anything. Grimace: Ronald, you didn’t have to beat those little kids to death. Ronald: When you let the air out of the balls, that’s it! Grimace: But that little girl […]
Dave | November 24, 2014
Al Capone and Charley Luciani want to take over the bagel market, but aren’t sure of their butter resources. Bob Lender is in their way and always stops them. Scene 1 – Al and Charley’s hideout in Bagel, Texas. They are discussing their plans to take over the bagel market Al (to Charley): I can’t […]
Dave | November 23, 2014
I found it! Over the next 3 days, I will be cerealizing the GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. He was a rebel, an olympic baker, and served as a breakfast chef in the US Army before making his fortune. His name was Bob Lender, a true American Bagel Hero.
Dave | November 22, 2014
$10 for 6 hours of gameplay? Oh my god yes! GOAT SIMULATOR. Now with Goat MMO Simulator!
Dave | November 20, 2014
I’m not going to link to it, because fuck Rolling Stone, but there’s a new Faith No More single that you can listen to via streaming! It is called Motherfucker. It’s pretty good. It’s not quite “Land of Sunshine” but it will do. Really, would you prefer them touring state fairs and opening supermarkets? “Get […]
Dave | November 19, 2014
Do you realize that the fax machine is older than record companies? And they are both equally obsolete?
Dave | November 18, 2014
I am C Turtle. I have more friends on face Book than you do. ha ha ha ha ha
Dave | November 17, 2014
We haven’t Couched since January. Do you realized that all the pregnancies caused by our last podcast have since gone full term?
Dave | November 16, 2014
