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What I Ate Today

| July 9, 2014

Two fruit cups, a salad, and some pizza. It was bacon double cheeseburger from Fox’s.

What I Ate Today

| July 8, 2014

Two fruit cups and some spaghetti.

Don’t You Feel Syrup Now

| July 6, 2014

I got my hands on a Nintendo 3DS. No, I didn’t have it. In fact, it’s not here. It’s still at Target! It was a display model. The 3D effect was interesting. I felt like I was looking at one of those old 3D stickers with dinosaurs, which, presumably, I was, since the game featured […]

Fourth of July in December!

| July 4, 2014

I have the day off, since it is Christmas 3, and I have been watching Time Team on Youse Tube. In it, a bunch of British guys dig a hole and jump in. They find a bunch of rocks. Some of the rocks are just rocks, but some rocks are things like broken tiles and […]

Log Arm of the Lah

| July 3, 2014

Hurry! Ollie’s Outlet has copies of Morrissey’s single Irish Blood, English Heart for $0.25! AND IT’S 15% OFF THROUGH TOMORROW!!! It’s your chance to own a copy of the best dreary pop song of the last decade by the king of melodramatic Brit-Pop, as they only had approximately 700 copies left. Of course I bought […]

Hot Pursuit

| July 2, 2014

James Best, Larry Storch, and Ken Barry are all still alive. Thank God! There’s still hope for a Dukes of Hazzard/F-Troop crossover special!!!

The Porkonauts! In Blazing Color

| July 1, 2014

I really should go cut the grass. Right after I finish watching all 20 seasons of “Time Team”. They’re putting in a trench looking for a dead cat!