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Sega Station of Play Sonic

| June 8, 2014

You know what this Sega collection for the PS3 needs? A Game Genie. In other news, isn’t it cool how sugarless gum turns to hard plastic? The same kind of plastic they used to make toy tires out of… mmmmm.

Tweeting Box of Shit

| June 7, 2014

Chips, Ice Cream, and Leftover Pizza

| June 6, 2014

Why? Because dinner is the most important meal of the evening.

Phil the Tank and Dwayne the Tub

| June 5, 2014

Skip thwarted by forgotten *NIX password. All will be revealed in an evening gown. Stay tuned….

Bah!

| June 4, 2014

Is ANYBODY making new porn these days? It seems like all the sites are just content to steal content from each other and never upload anything new. I DEMAND FRESH TITS.

Stop Me Before I Stop Myself

| June 3, 2014

Is it too late to purchase one of these? 2 for one! A pet and a home generator.