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Words to Avoid on Porn Sites

| August 11, 2012

A quick list of certain words and expressions one should avoid on porn sites (unless you know what they mean. And are into that sort of thing). Teen (either illegal or young-looking thirty year old) Barely legal (either illegal or young-looking twenty year old) Simulated (simulating something illegal is still usually illegal) 3D (worse 3D […]

Weekend Ruined by Cross-Dresser

| August 10, 2012

Sorry I didn’t update yesterday!

Tha Admin that Men Do

| August 8, 2012

I traded my blue Squier I picked up a few moths ago and a scudsy old Marchall practice amp for one of these… a guitar I wouldn’t ordinarilly be caught dead with! Not my phoyo but mine is exactly like that. But blue. For a big, flat metal neck, it plays surprisingly well, and doesn’t […]

Tacos for thanks-Giving

| August 6, 2012

When unloading the truck with the latest issues of ” Goat Monthly”. Kungo, looked at his wrist and realized. he was masturbating to much. He could not lift the cases of the magazines. Blungo looked over at Kungo. ” Are you alright?” he asked. Without hesitation Kungo started crying. Blungo put his head down and […]

Nine to Five Ants

| August 4, 2012

So I haven’t posted much on here lately. Recovering from my mastectomy or whatever. I went to a pond last night and couldn’t get in because of the drainage! And remember that my 3 month anniversary is coming up – break out the muffins!