Dave | September 17, 2011
I am so glad that all the online stores sort by Popularity rather than price, aren’t you? After all, when I want to buy the cheapest tool that’ll do the job, the most important thing I’m interested in is which tools are the most popular. And I also dig that after I accidentally sort by […]
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Dave | September 16, 2011
Is it time to put the air conditioners in?
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Dave | September 15, 2011
I’m not linking to it, but Yahoo has an article that ‘Christmas Creep Already Seen In Some Stores’. Who is the ‘Christmas Creep’, and what is it with me that I don’t understand him? Or her? What if it’s THEM?
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Dave | September 13, 2011
Apparently we were going to Couch last night, but somehow everything fell through, possibly due to some errors in judgement, some recreational pharmaceuticals, and some property damage. That’s not true but it sounds better than admitting somebody missed the text because they left their phone in the bathroom all evening.
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admin | September 12, 2011
Er, yes. We present COUCH NUMBER 21! Because we’re too busy to record a new one tonite. Listen to this at your own risk!
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Dave | September 12, 2011
Fellow West Virginian Gray Barker was a noted UFOlogist who introduced the concept of “Men In Black.” He wrote numerous popular books and magazine articles, and even wrote The Silver Bridge, the predecessor to the goddamn Mothman Prophecies. He was a skeptic who believed it was basically BS. The Wikipedia money quote: His sister Blanch […]
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Dave | September 11, 2011
Writing a résumé is hard. Can you believe International Gorilla Day is only two weeks away?
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Dave | September 10, 2011
The problem with chemical addiction is that everyone around you can see it before you can. And even if somebody points it out, you think it’s some sort of slur, or insult. So, as a public service, we present the following questionairre multiple choice thing. If you answer yes to one or more of these […]
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Dave | September 8, 2011
The garage installer guys are here, building the garage.
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Dave | September 4, 2011
YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIN AN ISLAND VACATION FROM THE COUCH!* You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the Big Island! Yes, you’ll take turns seeing terns, go surfing with polar bears, train with the navy seals, and use narwhal’s as… I dunno, letter openers. * You could win an island vacation from us, if we were […]
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