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Things You Buy… In The Store!

| November 19, 2010

I picked up the 1999, 2000, and 2001 seasons of the Dead Bear Show for $9 each! PS Couch is now on Mondays!

Black Friday.

| November 17, 2010

The stores will do anything to sell things on Black Friday.

From Strength to Strength!

| November 17, 2010

Who Gets Tased (c) This Week has 5 whole votes! And only 3 of them are from me!

It’s A Disaster Waiting to Happen!

| November 16, 2010

Amazon is planning to begin producing original movies based on internet contests.

Aggressive Couch 41: Look At My Crank

| November 15, 2010

For shutting down time to board buying in the lease an aircraft carrier to government gridlock! We’re talking about good pot bust in California can he?

Wherefore Art Thou Couch?

| November 14, 2010

We’ve been incredibly busy rasslin’ gators out back of the Couch this week, so we bring you… nothing.  Maybe we’ll have a new Couch tomorrow, or we may push it back to next week.  There will be something on here Monday night at midnight though, so don’t you worry.

Fuck You Hard Working Homeowners, I’m Saving the Planet Here!

| November 12, 2010

Cutting the grass is worse than Hitler driving!  Do the planet a favor – be a lazy, anti-social bastard.  Like us.

Some of you have asked…

| November 10, 2010

… why we are so anti-Mac.  Well, 1) we’re not anti-Mac, we’re anti Mac users and 2) the most zealous anti-smokers are former smokers themselves.

Aggressive Couch: 40 oz

| November 8, 2010

Drink your Couch today!

Spider-Man: Audience Repellant?

| November 6, 2010

When I first heard there was going to be a musical based on Spider-Man, I thought that it sounded like a bad idea.  Do we really need to introduce the Hollywood-style blockbuster business model to Broadway?  And then I found out that the music was being written by Bondo and the Edge from U2.  I […]