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Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen

| December 17, 2017

The Last Jedi: I hear it’s pretty good. Which is a colossal let down for what was supposed to be THE movie of the year Dad Takes a Fishing Trip: I can only assume that this is Joe Gage doing what Joe Gage does best – gay porn films with barely comprehensible plots The Eternal […]

Firebrand McNuggins

| October 18, 2016

Somebody messaged the bass player of my old band on Facebook. It showed up on our old band’s page, which I still get updates from, for some reason. Anyway, they were asking how it was going, and if they were still looking for a female singer. The bass player hinted that maybe they were. Well, […]

Bob Eats Pies!

| December 3, 2015

http://www.thirdav.com/zinestuff/snack.html “The ones where it’s like soggy oatmeal cookies pressed together with the foam in the middle,” he explains.

Cookin’ To Go

| July 23, 2015

I listened to The Weirdness by the Stooges again today. I liked it when it came out, and I like it now. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t really expecting anything from it (thereby giving it a fair chance) or maybe it’s because their earlier albums really aren’t that great, either. The first album has NOT […]

Nothing Says “Nothing” Like Nothing

| July 14, 2015

Hey! A bunch of punk rock interviews! But don’t read his record reviews. They fuckin’ SUCK. Except one of his G.G. Allin reviews. “He was not a “rebel” acting out against society and trying to save rock and roll; he was a damaged human being whose impaired brain was unable to create positive feelings or […]

Can’t Get Enough P.U.S.S.Y.?

| July 10, 2015

Remember back in the 80s, when everything was acronyms? M.A.S.K., M.A.D.D., W.A.S.P., and T.I.T.S.? Well, what the hell is P.U.S.S.Y.? I keep finding emails from them in my spam folder.

Sounds Like French Fries

| July 8, 2015

This was the soundtrack to my bar mistvah. Not bar mitzvah – we’re not Italian!  

Wwaabbi Holes

| June 24, 2015

I found a huge suppository of Cookin’ Cheap episodes! Barely watchable, but still. It’s a cooking show. Like you need to see what they’re doing.

Dream Week: Fresh Peters

| June 11, 2015

I don’t remember what I dreamed last night, but I just woke up from a nap, and I remember the dream from that! I wanted to jerk off but I couldn’t because my sister wouldn’t leave the room because she was making a pot roast. She was adding the cauliflower last, presumably to keep it […]

Other People’s Content Week Concludes

| April 17, 2015

A new Filmnstuff video! As if I planned it!